When Insurance Doesn’t Cover “I Swam Over a Megatooth”

Captain Obvious advises: never Google “what’s beneath you” if you’re in a small boat in the middle of the ocean

Somewhere out in the ocean, someone decided to “sail wherever the wind takes them,” not suspecting that a local “tour guide”—a shark the size of their fears—was already lurking beneath their boat. This is what real arguments against seaside picnics look like. Take a look, and don’t forget to check the bottom... of your boat!