TOP-25 Telegram Bots That Really Make Life Easier (And Don’t Ask for a Raise)
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You trust someone who texts “ok” without a period. Big mistake. Better trust a bot. At least it remembers what you asked.
Do you have a bot that loves you?
Telegram is long past being just a messenger. It’s like a Swiss Army knife, but without the risk of cutting yourself.
And bots are its main warriors: they don’t complain, don’t forget, don’t burn out, and work even at night.
Unlike you.
Here are 25 Telegram bots that really make life easier. Personally checked, tested on laziness, anxiety, and deadlines.
🧠 Useful for Your Brain and Procrastination
@AndyRobot — AI psychotherapist. Listens, doesn’t judge, cheaper than a session.
@ChatGPTBot — your pocket neural genius. Explains, writes, calms you down.
@RemindMeBot — reminds you about deadlines. Even if you forgot, again and again.
@GoogleTranslateBot — instant translator. Teaches faster than Duolingo.
@SkeddyBot — voice reminders. Because reading is too much, but listening is fun.
💼 For Work, Tasks, and Business Types (Even the Pretenders)
@Invoice_bot — generates invoices. Yes, you’re an adult now.
@MyTrackingBot — parcel tracking. No more searching for 12-digit nightmares.
@AirTrackBot — checks flight status. For those who want to leave… anywhere.
@NotionBot — syncs with Notion. For those who keep their chaos systematic.
@VoiceToTextBot — turns your long voice messages into long texts.
📈 For Finance, Control, and Despair
@MoneyTalksBot — expense tracking in Telegram. Cry beautifully when you see the results.
@CurrencyBot — exchange rates. So you can buy dollars on time and then regret it.
@Cryptopricebot — keep an eye on crypto. Or on its crash.
@BinanceNotifierBot — trade notifications. If you’re an anxious trader.
@InvestBot — basic info on stocks and the stock market. Perfect for looking smart.
☀️ For Life and Survival
@PogodaBot — weather forecast without ads or Yandex jokes.
@AlarmBot — smart alarm in Telegram. Wakes you up, doesn’t judge.
@TodoBot — to-do list right in chat. For fans of lists that will be ignored later.
@TranslateHelperBot — live translator with voice. Yes, it understands swearing too.
@RecipeBot — recipe bot. Pizza, borscht, midlife crisis — it’ll find everything.
🎉 For the Soul, Spirit, and Digital Madness
@ArtgeneratorBot — creates images on request. AI artist without the attitude.
@HoroscopeBot — horoscope you don’t have to believe, but can forward to friends.
@InspiroBot — absurd motivational quotes. The best thing to happen to your Monday.
@MemeAutoBot — generates memes from templates. Sarcasm — on autopilot.
@SecretSantaBot — organizes Secret Santa. Even if you’re the only participant.
Conclusion:
Bots won’t replace friends.
But at least they don’t reply “ok” and don’t leave you on read.
If you want a bit of automatic care — pick a couple.
They won’t ask “how does that make you feel,” but they’ll get things done.
Parmegano
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