Horoscope for May 3, 2025: The Stars Don’t Joke, But We Do

Today the stars have finally lined up—not to save the world, but so you would read this horoscope.

Aries, your ambitions will once again outrun you: don’t try to outpace your own shadow, you’ll still end up off course.

Taurus, after Friday you want to hibernate, but even the fridge deserves a reboot on Saturday.

Gemini, today you are officially allowed to change your mind four times before lunch—Jupiter approves.

Cancer, we recommend you crawl out of your shell, if only to check what all that noise from the neighbors is about.

Leo, don’t roar at your family: if they’re not applauding, it just means they’re saving energy, as Mars advises.

Virgo, stop counting how many times a day you’re disappointed—today, you’re in the black.

Libra, it’s a perfect day to weigh arguments, but remember: chocolate in the morning is an argument too.

Scorpio, don’t try to bite off more than you can chew, especially in conversations with your boss.

Sagittarius, your humor is sharper than arrows today—use it carefully so as not to wound your companions.

Capricorn, relax: today’s summit is the sofa.

Aquarius, experiment with anything except your hairstyle—Mercury is not in the mood.

Pisces, you can go with the flow today, but at least check where it’s headed.

And remember: even if the stars aren’t aligned in your favor, you always have the right to a sarcastic comment.