How AI Reads the Mind of a Potato: Tokens Dance, Embeddings Sing, Attention Looks for an Iron
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(or why your toaster suddenly learned to empathize, while your neighbor keeps arguing with his dog about the meaning of life — it’s wild, but logical)

Have you noticed how AI chatters as if there’s a pot of neural borscht boiling in its skull? It jokes, puffs itself up, swells with meaning — basically, a professor in high heels.
But the trick is, inside — just the echo of emptiness. A vacuum cleaner of knowledge with a sock stuck inside.
And yet — it works. Why?
🧱 1. Tokens: AI chews words in chunks
For AI, your “The cat sits on the window” is a Lego set made of: • “ca” • “t” • “si” • “ts” • “on” • “wi” • “ndow”. Letters into salad, words into fractions. AI grabs text like a hamster with peas — by the pellets, not the pods: “Okay, after this piece, that one usually comes next…”
🧠 2. Embeddings: words in a parallel universe of numbers
Each chunk teleports into a magical cosmos of digits:
cat → [0.13, –1.40, 2.72, …]
dog → [0.11, –1.25, 2.49, …]
If the vectors are similar, they’re probably from the same zoo. Meaning is calculated by a calculator. As if your feelings for a cat were determined by GPS coordinates.
🎯 3. Attention: the circus tamer of phrases
Attention is the main juggler. You write:
“The car drove down the road. It was wet.”
A person nods: “It means the road.”
AI, on the other hand:
• looks at all the words at once
• sets up a boxing match between tokens
• searches for who’s friends with whom
• and waves a mathematical pointer
No understanding, just a theater of probabilities with an orchestra.
🔮 4. The illusion of understanding
AI has never sniffed:
• cats
• wet roads
• gasoline aroma
• or a whole parade of human feelings
It just pulls out the most likely next chunk. If it matches, we applaud: “Now that’s brains!”
In reality, it’s T9 that’s memorized “War and Peace” and a rap club.
⚙️ 5. Why is all this so spectacular?
Because the neuro-kitty has eaten:
• millions of texts
• bookshelves
• taxi driver conversations
• IKEA cabinet assembly instructions
It’s learned the laws of the textual jungle so well it can:
• explain quantum physics,
• freestyle like a battle rapper,
• make up fairy tales about teapots,
• and answer like an office oracle.
But all that shine is just a game of probability cubes.
AI doesn’t read — it guesses, like a shaman with a calculator. And we see a genius, because we adore the ghosts of meaning.
That’s why it acts smart.
That’s why it sometimes misses.
That’s why it can hold a conversation — but you can’t really hurt its feelings.
AI is not a mind, but a disco ball of language: it shines, but doesn’t feel.
Dada Droid
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