Trump Unleashes Anarchy: Dollar Plunges, US Swings the Axe at All Imports!

In April 2025, Trump, riding high on souvenir bucks with his own face, decided to play his own version of Monopoly—he slapped tariffs on the entire world, a whopping 180 countries. The shock on the global market hit like a brass knuckle—not a bit of joy, but pure cultural panic. The habit of running to the dollar when things go south suddenly failed: the US currency nosedived into a soap opera—rates dropped, passions flared.

In just three weeks, the dollar lost 6.5% against the euro—fans of the "eternal green" went into mass paranoia. The markets twitched: usually, tariffs mean a boost for the dollar, but this time even economic laws told everyone to get lost and went on vacation.

Experts are shouting: the dollar is facing a severe crisis of confidence. For the first time in decades, not only is the status of the American currency cracking, but so is the very ability of the US to be the anchor of the financial world. Not long ago, the dollar was like the monetary UN: everyone swears at it, but can't live without it.

Trump and his economists are mumbling the old tune—America imports like crazy, exports little, so they're fixing it. Only before, this chronic headache was patched up with privileges: foreigners snapped up American debt and plugged the US deficit. In return, they got reliability and peace of mind—after all, America isn't some kind of Ponzi scheme.

Now the scheme is stalling. The dollar's share in other countries' reserves is steadily slipping, and US sanctions are only speeding up the escape. Sanctions against Russia, threats to freeze assets—all this sends a signal: keeping all your eggs in the American basket is an idea for suckers.

China isn't sleeping on the yuan, but for now, it's just racking up runner-up points, not knocking the dollar off the throne. Behind the scenes of the currency brawl, a world is being prepared where the dollar is still in the game, but no longer the only player on the field.

And here's the kicker: every time Washington decides to swing the dollar like a club, everyone else dreams even harder of escaping under someone else's currency umbrella. Things are only going to get wilder…