How I Lost $100,000 in Crypto and What I Would Do Differently (Spoiler: Almost Everything)
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This is the story of a person who believed in decentralization, blockchain, and Telegram channels with a pumpkin as their avatar. And was left with memories. No money. But with a very strong character.

Hype, hope, and a bit of delusions of grandeur
It started like it does for everyone.
A little bit of Ether to try it out. Some Bitcoin “for the future.” And then — trading, forks, airdrops, DeFi, staking, farming, and everything that sounded like a stomach disease but promised millions.
Spoiler: promised doesn’t mean delivered.
How I got in: up to my ears and without a plan
I read “analytics” in chats from guys with nicknames like CryptoIzya.
Every coin was “the next big thing.”
Every drop was a “correction.”
Every loss was “long-term.”
I bought:
tokens from a project that promised a “new paradigm of internet infrastructure”
an NFT hybrid of a dog and a turquoise cloud
and invested in a coin no one had heard of, but “it’s coming”
When things went bad: suddenly and all at once
One project turned out to be a scam
The second “temporarily suspended operations”
The third just vanished from the blockchain map
The fourth was real, but just plain stupid
I refreshed my portfolio like a sick person checks their temperature:
— Maybe it’s still 36.6?..
But instead:
minus 50%
minus 80%
minus “blocked by regulator’s request”
What I learned (and you can too)
Don’t invest in what you don’t understand.
If a whitepaper sounds like an invitation to a cult — it’s not an investment project, it’s an invitation to a ritual burning of your funds.FOMO is your worst enemy.
“Everyone’s buying — I will too!” is a classic path to financial harakiri.Profit in crypto doesn’t come from “holding.” It comes from “exiting.”
While you’re “holding for a 10x,” the smart one already exited at 2x and is sleeping peacefully.Diversification is not a myth. It’s a way to stay alive.
Don’t put all your coins in one basket. Especially if the basket is a token named after Elon Musk’s dog.Invest no more than you’re ready to lose. And then divide that amount by two.
What I would do differently:
Wouldn’t go in on emotion
Wouldn’t play with margin
Wouldn’t think “just a bit more and I’ll buy an apartment”
Wouldn’t trust channels where the admin types in caps lock and swears when the market drops
Moral: crypto is a casino, but with a whitepaper
You can win. You can lose.
But if you don’t know the rules of the game — you’re not a player. You’re a chip.
Now I’m still in crypto.
But with a cold wallet, a cool head, and very warm experience.
Parmegano
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