10 Professions That Will Disappear in the Next 5 Years (and You Might Be One of Them)
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Whether you work with your hands, head, or heart—we’ve got bad news: you’ll be replaced by a bot, a cheap contractor from Pakistan, or, God forbid, Excel

The robots are coming, but still without socks
When people said in the 2020s that “AI won’t fire anyone,” we laughed.
When GPT-5 became a startup CEO in 2025—it was no longer funny.
If you still don’t know who the future will fire—look in the mirror.
So, here’s the TOP 10 professions that will soon go extinct, like payphones and respect for bloggers.
1. Copywriter (especially a boring one)
GPT writes texts faster, cheaper, and doesn’t get offended by edits.
If you can’t joke, sell, or be bold—start writing your resume. By the way, AI can do that too.
2. Call Center Operator
AI doesn’t get annoyed when asked for the fifth time how to reset a password.
Most importantly—it doesn’t go on leave with a “newborn.”
3. SMM Manager without charisma
If all you do is post “good morning” with a coffee emoji—you’ll be replaced by an autoscheduler with Midjourney.
Even cats are now generated on request: “cat, aesthetic, soft lighting.”
4. Translator who translates literally
Sorry, but DeepL, Google Translate, and GPT-5 no longer embarrass themselves like before.
If you’re not a simultaneous interpreter at the UN—robots are already doing your job, and they don’t ask for days off.
5. HR who only “searches” and “selects”
AI scans resumes, social networks, and personality types in 3 seconds.
The only HR left are those who can think like an evil Sherlock Holmes.
6. Lawyer for template contracts
GPT calmly drafts NDAs, service agreements, and even court claims.
And you, dear lawyer, are still copy-pasting from “Consultant”?
7. Marketer who “makes strategies in PPT”
AI already knows which font inspires trust in millennials.
You don’t, but at least you have a three-hour presentation with 97 slides.
8. Content Manager who copy-pastes
Seriously? In 2025? There are parsers, GPT, and automation.
If you don’t create but just “upload”—you’ve already been uploaded to XLS and forgotten.
9. Financial Consultant without a portfolio
AI calculates ROI, LTV, and your chances of dying from a mortgage—faster and more accurately.
If you can’t explain Excel with soul—goodbye.
10. Tutor who reads from the page
Education has moved to interactive AI platforms.
And yes, GPT explains integrals better than you do after three cups of coffee and a bit of pity for the student.
What to do about it (besides panic):
Become a one-person band. GPT doesn’t joke, sell, or improvise—you have to.
Be the director of the neural network. Don’t compete with AI—manage it.
Learn quickly and without complaining. If you learn slower than GPT updates—fire yourself.
In the future, it’s not the strongest or the smartest who survive. Those who survive are subscribed to ChatGPT updates and don’t yell in Zoom meetings.
Parmegano
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