Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas Roam London — Paparazzi in Tow, Zero Glamour, Drama Overflowing

When Cruise, the tough guy from Hollywood action flicks, wanders around London, the locals have two thoughts: “Up to some crazy stuff again?” and “Where’s the damn camera?” This time, no stunts: Tom showed up in the park to hang out with Ana de Armas. Not just for fun, but for her 37th birthday, for crying out loud!

Paparazzi, those bloodsuckers, are watching everyone, so fresh photos instantly hit the net. Tom looks wound up, as if he’ll leap off a fountain if life tells him to. Ana smiles like she knows something we don’t.

The internet’s already buzzing: “Are they a new couple or just hanging out?” Press offices are silent as partisans, while fans churn out memes and dream of them in movies together.

So, while some are scrambling to grab someone’s hand in the park—Cruise’s or maybe some duke’s—we’ve already stocked up on popcorn: more pics are coming, more action’s on the way. Hollywood heat, as always, is hotter than any blockbuster.